Curiosity about sex

12 October 2011 AT 20:14


Jokes

Jokes

An old man goes into the Social Security Office and fills out an 

application.  Too old to have a birth certificate, he is asked to 

prove he is old enough.  He opens his shirt and shows them the grey 

hair on his chest and they except that as proof.He goes home to his 

wife, show's her the check, and explains to her what has happened.

  She replies, "Well get back down there, pull down your pants, 

and see if you can get disability!"

 

 

  "Doc, you gotta help me," said Mr. Smith, walking into the

physician's office.  "I need a prescription for Sex-Lax."

  "Don't you mean Ex-Lax?" asked the doctor.

  "No, no no," answered Mr. Smith testily.  "I don't have

trouble going. I have trouble coming."

 

 

He complained to the urologist that he had fathered "too many 

children."

  The good Doctor asked him to return next week so he could make 

him "impotent."

  The week following, he showed up in a tuxedo.  The good Doctor 

asked, "Why the tuxedo?"

  He said, "If you're going to make me impotent, I'm going to 

look impotent!"

 

 

 A Husband comes home with a half gallon of Ice Cream. He asked his 

wife if she wants some.

  "How hard is it?" she asked.

  "About as hard as my dick," he replies.

  To which the woman replied, "OK, then.  Pour me some."

 

 

This little old lady goes to the doctor to tell him that she

suspected that her husband had lost his sex drive. The doc thought 

that the lady was a little senile, and asked her a couple of questions.

  "How old are you?"

  "I'm 88" came the reply.

  "And how old is your husband?"

  "He's 93" she said.

  Thinking that he was really on to something here, his next question was

"Tell me, when did you first notice that your husband lost his drive?"

  The lady answered, "Last night, and again this morning."

Did you know that...

In the period from 2002 to 2003 during strikes in Venezuela, workers did not know what to do, as a result the country has significantly increased the demand for Viagra. Therefore, the sale of Viagra in Venezuela ranked third in the world, while the entire population of Venezuela ranks only 45th place.

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